HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English
language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for
brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a
place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the
difference
Between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is
bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or
duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in
shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and
there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the
wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if
you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some
shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!